President Obama issued a general pardon commuting the death sentence hanging over the National Turkey. Joe Biden is said to be greatly relieved.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- W. C. Fields

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According to Fox News, New York State Assembly Minority Leader Brian Kolb (R) wrote to CBS CEO Les Moonves asking that David Letterman be fired for his slimy jokes about Gov. Sarah Palin and her daughter.

“Firing Mr. Letterman would send a clear message that CBS will not tolerate any of its employees - even an established media figure like Mr ( Read more... )

'Twas the day before Christmas
An original composition by your's truly.
With sincere apologies to Clement Clarke Moore'Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house ( Read more... )

I got this in the e-mail yesterday...
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Orlando, FL - 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America (And Al Franken Is #37) by Bernard Goldberg is a no holds barred poke at some of the people that are propagandizing on every social subject from politics to education to health. With his critical eye toward the difference between facts and spin Goldberg takes apart everyone's story from Barbara ( Read more... )

Crippling laughter would bring me to my knees if this wasn't so sadly true...

Terrorism takes us back to ages we thought were long gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic societies and destroy the basic rules of international life.
- Jacques Chirac

This is quite possibly the most excellent presentations on the gun debate to date. Penn and Teller rock.

Penn and Teller: Bullshit! - Gun Control

Somewhat tongue in cheek, but surprisingly close to the mark. Let the flaming begin.

Mrs. Whack, do you pack?

Okay, this one is funny. Quite the little store they've got running too...

Quail Hunting School

Snatched from Mieaga

Mrs. Whack, can you shoot?